Beep beep: you can look at me I'm not unrealistic but what makes you think you shouldn't keep your distance don't honk your horn or yell rude shit keep your mouth shut or you might get hit I don't wanna hear that noise I don't wanna see your grin just drive off and let me live beep beep it's hot outside so I'm showing some thigh but what makes you think you're worth my time? Don't honk your horn or yell rude shit keep your mouth shut or you might get hit I don't wanna hear that noise I don't wanna see your grin just step off
Closetalkers: yeah I know your breath stinks and I'm wondering if mine does too I wouldn't have to worry if it wasn't for you you smell like you're dying you should get that checked out you say you got laid this weekend I have my doubts you talk too close to my face your breath smells like shit cool story bro so what's the fucking point of it? This is my last chance to get the hell out of here I cannot keep smiling when your face is so near Closetalkers get outta my face Closetalkers I need space when was the last time that you think you flossed your teeth? they are green and fuzzy and they smell like rotting beef when it's my turn to talk will you please keep your mouth closed if you breathe more fumes on me I'm going to explode you talk too close to my face your breath smells like shit cool story bro so what's the fucking point of it this is my last chance to get the hell outta here before my face melts off and I get cancer of the ear Closetalkers get outta my face Closetalkers I need space Closetalkers you spit on me Closetalkers can't let you see
Lookin' at my hand: they say the sunrise was great today i was out and about and on my way but that doesn't mean i was in this world i was lookin at my hand texting with my girl I'm lookin at my hand ain't life grand I'm lookin at my hand I'm on the bus or I'm on the train maybe that's spit or maybe it's rain you walk into me what a pain in the ass but I'm lookin at my hand so I let it pass i ignore where i am I'm lookin at my hand don't mean to be rude here's a pic of food when was the last time i read a book? I don't know, at my hand is where I look
Grown up: I woke up I'm covered in flea bites late to work I didn't sleep last night in my head I'm starting fights but I smile and I'm fake as hell in real life and always so polite say anything with a smile on your face no one is listening to most of what you say saying big words making people feel dumb then no matter what they just think you're the smart one play more games now than when I was young which never sucks cuz I never won waiting so patient for my turn to come forgetting that I care I'm going numb turning deaf blind and dumb sit down shut up nut up suck it up sit down shut up tow the line and do what I'm told wait around until I get old pretend my dreams are just on hold sit down shut up find a place where frienemies don't take stupidity out on me what's it gotten me being seen only jealousy cuz I'm young cute dumb and fun only good for a lay kind of in the way got nothing to say but hooray I'm a grown up...
TW: out in the woods late at night we see a light uh oh we see a light quick pull over stop the truck gotta get out struck by the light pulled from the ground this is not right outta sight now missing gone for five days you think i'm dead I was abducted by greys I don't know what to think but everything's wet and everything stinks found outside of town cold wet and naked now
go away: go away you're making me crazy go away I don't mean maybe go away but I still want you baby go away no no no not all my problems involve you I don't wanna talk this through sometimes I'm just gonna be this way so don't join me in my misery depression is just a way of life always sad and I don't think twice nothing you can do for me so don't join me in my misery go away yeah it's nice you wanna help but the way you're coming at me only helps yourself I only have crazy things to say so don't join me in my misery depression is just a way of life always sad and I don't think twice nothing you can do for me so don't join me in my misery i can deal with it on my own please leave me the hell alone I have things that I don't wanna say I'm trying to make them go away
chicken: chicken I'm sorry you're dead it was me who cut off your head goddamn chicken why'd you have to crow you know I didn't wanna see you go crowing in the morning is just too much we can't have the cops showing up noise ordinances and such should have kept your little mouth shut chicken i'm sorry you're dead it was me who cut off your head goddamn chicken why'd you have to crow you know I didn't want to see you go the other little chickens are scared of me now they all know I don't know how we will miss you now you've died why'd you have to go and make me the bad guy
x it out: look at the sky on a bright sunny day I see planes are dumping on me I gotta wonder what that shit is I gotta wonder where do I live chemtrails x out the sky chemtrails why oh why chemtrails what the fuck are they spraying do you know what I'm saying contrails disperse don't turn into streaks something about this really stinks government denial of course no red hands no one understands chemtrails so many theories of what it could be poison or cure so many possibilities what do you think they're doing it for what are we doing it for?
released February 18, 2015
all music and lyrics written by bad leg
lookin' at my hand lyrics by Bruce Bender